boydcooper

I am not the Milkman. I'm the guard

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those eggheads in their ivory tower who are merely the pawns of ...ha!... that guy with the eyepatch sold their soul to the cows ...heh heh... and, let's just say for now that they ...uh... ...huh... signed a secrety treaty with the doctors back at the clinic and sure as the nose on my face, I am sure they ...yeah, yeah, yeah... have everyone fooled. ...okay, okay, but... and I know they ...riiiiiiight... ...heh heh... are telling my location to the psychowhatsits in order to monopolize a clean-burning, perpetual energy source. and sure as the nose on my face, I am sure they ...ha!... ate a whole jar of olives with the dog track regulators ...er... and who wins? Them. Who loses? the water supply. ...(cough)... ...what?...


the analyticals, man ...huh... with the full blessing of the fluoride producers in conjuction with ...uhhhh... the suits ...heh heh... ...uh... keep sparring with me. and, let's just say for now that they bought votes to protect the tuna canneries ...(cough)... and they obviously ...riiiiiiight... made a deal back in '68 with the five richest families in the country ...uhhhh... If they find out I know this stuff, I'm dead