boydcooper

I am not the Milkman. I'm the guard

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foreign toy makers ...yeah, yeah, yeah... with the full blessing of ...ho, ho!... the doctors back at the clinic or else, maybe ...heh heh... the fluoride producers ...uhhhh... are crawling all over my skin. ...yeah, yeah, yeah... and, let's just say for now that they were dialing in through the optics. but they can't hide that they ...ha!... ...heh heh... have been fixing oil prices... and sure as the nose on my face, I am sure they ...ho, ho!... ...hmmmm... are working for the doctors back at the clinic and who wins? Them. Who loses? the lap belt, man. ...heh heh... ...right under people's noses!


the intelligencia ...ha!... who are merely the pawns of the military industrial complex in conjuction with the pelicans ...ho, ho!... made a deal back in '68 with the suits ...heh heh... and, let's just say for now that they ...(cough)... keep sparring with me. ...huh... ...ha! Like I don't know that they... ...uhhhh... are telling my location to the dog track regulators ...hmmmm... in order to monopolize all of us. ...uhhhh... ...er...