they did surgery on a grape ???

Adobe Acrobat adds generative AI to 'easily chat with documents'

"Please DocuSign: Liability Voucher Final" is my girlfriend and I text her every day

Howdy Document. How are you today?

Adobe's grand plan was to turn PDF into a "next-generation Tumblr"

what does this mean ???????????

Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun.

only big tech execs could come up with something more boring than water cooler conversations, and it turned out to be conversing directly with the report you were previously complaining about in said water cooler conversations

I always wanted to cyberbully the documents that take an injustifyable amount of bureaucracy to get.

They want to "chat" with a document? We've already had that, it was called "Clippy". 📎

Sure, Adobe. Rizz up my fucking PDF. Why not. Why the fuck not.

//gives your document an existential crisis

Next they'll start saying that it will write the document ENTIRELY for you without any input!

cannot think of a single scenario where this would be more helpful than Ctrl+F

when i opened Reader at work today (i work with medical records) it prompted me to agree to a TOS, and i swore it must be related to this, but i couldn't actually find anything in the tos that related to it. just highly suspicious timing.

Wait, you guys can't just chat with Documents normally!?!?

this is the next PDF

Adobe Acrobat adds generative AI to 'easily chat with documents'

And this is why I don't have Adobe Acrobat anymore

Anyways, if you need a thing for PDFs I highly recommend PDF24, not only can you edit and read PDFs in offline mode, it's 100% free!

Document: "what else could i have been?"