charlotte

Here's some things you need to know about how it works around here

i invented a machine that transcribes the inner thoughts of oysters and it turns out the first oyster i tested it on was thinking like "beautiful human woman riding a bike i am the bike i am the bike"and i tested it on more oysters and it was all "delicious sediment" "my mucous membrane itchy" "i wish to digest particles" so i guess that one guy was just real horny

elephant yuri :}

Hey, did you come here from Tumblr? Are you still coming to grips with the website? Here are some lesser known affordances.

• You can only have one assassination plot ongoing, but you can join up to ten initiated by other users
• The barter menu lets you exchange rare resources, not just iron and horses
• You can shift click on the ‘raise banner’ button to raise your entire horde at once
• If you have enough lances in reserve, cavalry archers will take part in the shock phase of combat