oh so its called skywatcher but i cant look at the sky for literally half the time???

oh so its called skywatcher but i cant look at the sky for literally half the time???
I know you're joking but ough the thought of a boiling eyeball is not a pleasant one lol
im imagining it as a bugs bunny cartoon where my eyes burst into flame and i have to pull them out and hit them with a towel, roll around on them, throw a bystander's drink on them, etc. then I polish them with my elbow and pop em back in
haha oh my god I can picture that perfectly. it's brutal in a different, more pleasant way at least