Years ago I worked at the BBC and while I rarely got to do anything audience-facing, I was allowed to indulge a smol pet-project while building the developer portal.
The website itself is locked behind a staff-only login, but my nonsense is buried within the stock banner photo that anyone can access — try clicking the laptop screen...
On behalf of all the staff and management at the Star Dome, we would like to extend our most heartfelt apologies and condolences to individuals affected in last night's Laser Zeppelin show. To the best of our trained staff's knowledge, prior to the 8:30 pm start time, the lasers had been set to "stun". We are working with the board to contract a third-party firm to conduct a full investigation into the incident. We've reveiwed our safety procedures, and, after an all-day training for our team, have decided not to cancel tonight's The Moon and You kids show as well as the 9pm Laser Floyd performance. We look forward to serving and entertaining our community safely for years to come.