britown

Creative-Type Impersonator

🌸请别在工作死🌸


I sometimes like working on never-to-be-finished video game projects


Right now I'm making a game called Chronicles.


Wanna make a game? Here is a list of great C++ libraries to use.


I maintain a Letterboxd in much the way that I assume people maintain bonsai trees.


This is Owen:
Owen
And this is Molly:
Molly
Furthermore, this is Max:
Molly

Victim: "This is our cat Fluffy Muffins."

  • Fluffy Muffins scratches our children, pees on the walls, and knocks pens off of the desk.
  • Fluffy is possessed by the spirit of my dead ex husband.
  • Fluffy is being investigated by the FBI.
  • We are considering taking Fluffy to the nearby 24/7 cat-euthanization center.
  • Our marriage is falling apart.

Jackson Galaxy: Musician by Day Cat Behaviorist by Night:

  1. Pet the cat
  2. Play with the cat
  3. Buy a scratching post for the cat
  4. Buy a litter box for the cat

You must log in to comment.