Victim: "This is our cat Fluffy Muffins."
- Fluffy Muffins scratches our children, pees on the walls, and knocks pens off of the desk.
- Fluffy is possessed by the spirit of my dead ex husband.
- Fluffy is being investigated by the FBI.
- We are considering taking Fluffy to the nearby 24/7 cat-euthanization center.
- Our marriage is falling apart.
Jackson Galaxy: Musician by Day Cat Behaviorist by Night:
- Pet the cat
- Play with the cat
- Buy a scratching post for the cat
- Buy a litter box for the cat



