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I could have sworn that UCC makes a canned mocha but I cannot find confirmation of this online and now I'm feeling very confused. Maybe it's another brand.
Anyway, coffee + almond chocolate milk is an uncannily accurate facsimile of canned iced mocha. Something to do with the relative wateriness of vegetable milks compared to actual dairy, I think. Do with this information what you will.