bruno

"mr storylets"

writer (derogatory). lead designer on Fallen London.

http://twitter.com/notbrunoagain


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Bluesky
brunodias.bsky.social

So I'd like to propose a schedule so we can organize things

  • MONDAYS are for objectively insane exhortations about other people's social behavior ("If you use a knife at a restaurant you are a sociopath")
  • TUESDAYS are for engaging in paranoid reading of other people's posts ("Oh cool another post erasing the breeding fetish community")
  • WEDNESDAYS are for calling out people you know only secondhand
  • THURSDAYS are for hyperspecific "X group of people be like that" posting ("Women in Silverlake always wearing shorts, why?")
  • FRIDAYS are for saying the most banal thing imaginable in a quote-retweet of a popular post ("Sounds like you're describing capitalism")
  • SATURDAYS are for lifestyle posting ("Taking the kids to the dog park")
  • SUNDAYS are for mutual critique of lifestyle posts ("If you go to a dog park you are a gentrifier and a fascist")

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