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Bruno Dias

@bruno

"mr storylets"

writer (derogatory). lead designer on Fallen London.

http://twitter.com/notbrunoagain

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Starfleet replicator stress test suite

Computer, ortolan bunting filled with armagnac and deep-fried with a flaming hot cheeto crust

Computer, mixed infusion of every medicinal herb in the Starfleet biological database, hot

Computer, 120ml of warm pasteurized cow's milk, served in a plastic sippy cup displaying 15 years of UV exposure damage

Computer, can of White Claw, 2011 formulation, label replaced with the pattern for a can of Dr Pepper, 1982 formulation

Computer, 52 ccs of DOP certified gamer girl sweat, slightly below room temperature

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