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Bruno Dias @bruno1/24/2024, 12:01 PM

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Bruno Dias @bruno1/23/2024, 8:07 PM

lol the Bucks fired a coach who won a championship for them and then the guy they hired to replace him got fired in his first season, before the all-star break, when the team is 30-13.

#nba

Bruno Dias @bruno1/23/2024, 9:34 PM

they really went:

budenholzer can't win a championship with an MVP on his roster.¹ get me a guy who can.
we don't want nick nurse but we'd love one of his assistants.
you know what nevermind this guy. get me the guy who was fired and replaced with nick nurse because he couldn't win a championship with an MVP on his roster. that's the guy we want.

in a way I'm glad because the nurse/doc puns were too good to be gone forever. if the bucks DO hire glenn rivers I desperately need this playoff matchup.

Budenholzer was, at the time, barely a year removed from winning a championship with the Bucks.

#nba

Bruno Dias @bruno1/23/2024, 9:38 PM

like can you imAGINE if embiid finally punches his conference finals ticket on a buzzer beater that also eliminates doc rivers' team. can you imagine the levels of discourse this would ignite.

#nba

Bruno Dias @bruno1/24/2024, 12:01 PM

ahahaha they did it they actually did it they hired glenn 'doc' rivers as head coach

playoffs are gonna be hilarious

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Min the Skunk @minskunk1/23/2024, 8:44 PM

and if the rumor mill is accurate, they did it to hire Glenn Rivers

Jama @Jama1/23/2024, 8:59 PM

The Doc stuff is just a perfect silver lining to the last 24 hours of my NBA fandom. Had a great laugh when I saw that report.

Bruno Dias @bruno1/23/2024, 9:20 PM

[adele voice] THEY COULD HAVE HAD THE NURRRRRRSE

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Min the Skunk @minskunk1/23/2024, 10:33 PM

I cannot wait until Glenn is telling the bucks’ stars to take midrange jumpers to keep the defense honest. Like, it makes sense for Joel because he’s great at them but he really had Harden taking 20 footers on a regular basis

Bruno Dias @bruno1/23/2024, 11:13 PM

I can't wait for the all-bench lineups in the playoffs. I can't wait for him to be sitting on the sideline going "let bobby portis and cam payne cook"

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Jama @Jama1/24/2024, 2:20 PM

My only regret is that only 4 teams can lose in the first round of the playoffs.

Bruno Dias @bruno1/24/2024, 2:20 PM

I need the bucks and the sixers to meet in the second round so we can maximize slander equity

Jama @Jama1/24/2024, 3:49 PM

I was trying to decide if Heat over Bucks and Hawks over 76ers in the first round was funnier. But the loser of Bucks/76ers is in for the most nuclear reaction. That one is probably the right choice.

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