my revolutionary startup is developing an innovative new doorknob that reclaims, stores, and packages all the skin oil that people leave on it to be used as a renewable fuel source
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my revolutionary startup is developing an innovative new doorknob that reclaims, stores, and packages all the skin oil that people leave on it to be used as a renewable fuel source
As a potential investor who has never read any science fiction, among many other out-of-touch traits resulting from my absurd excess of wealth, this seems like an incredible invention with no dangers or downsides!