bruno

"mr storylets"

writer (derogatory). lead designer on Fallen London.

http://twitter.com/notbrunoagain


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Bluesky
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rule #1 of necromancy is you don't resurrect anyone famous. because you're not the first idiot with a mall athame and a phone contact called 'goat guy.' someone else has already thought of it. nothing is more embarrassing than bringing the reanimated shade of Aleister Crowley to your friend's party like it's some big accomplishment and finding out that yeah he already knows everything about cell phones and shit because your cousin Mylar had the same idea last week


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Similarly, the first rule of time travel is that if it were possible to change the past, it would have already happened. It hasn't, so it isn't. If you to back and try to save the archduke or make the ship miss the iceberg or kill the dictator as a baby, something will happen to make sure that not only do you not succeed, but no record will even exist of your attempt. Whatever that something is, it sounds bad, so better not to even try.