bruno

"mr storylets"

writer (derogatory). lead designer on Fallen London.

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Bluesky
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every time I see footage of a cybertruck I lose my mind because people are like "and it's got a bottle opener" brother every car has a bottle opener it's called the edge of any flat surface


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in reply to @bruno's post:

one of my fav details in back to the future is marty trying to crack open a glass soda bottle and his young dad just cracking the lid on the side of a mailbox. marty is kinda confused and taken aback at how easily and casually the Dorky Dad did that.

a car being made of a material that isn't bottle openy would be more confusing. at least the seatbelt!