bruno

"mr storylets"

writer (derogatory). lead designer on Fallen London.

http://twitter.com/notbrunoagain


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brunodias.bsky.social

matthewseiji
@matthewseiji

Compliment sandwich: You’re excellent at analyzing trends. Your last report was terrible, though. Anyway, you look great!

Compliment open-faced sandwich: This is the worst code I’ve ever seen. But you are smart.

Compliment toast sandwich: That was a great presentation. You’re really firing on all cylinders. And your fashion sense is impeccable.

Compliment club sandwich: You communicate well, but you’re bad at organization. But you work hard. You should close your mouth when you chew. I value the contribution you make to this team.


bruno
@bruno

Compliment canapés: I really love what where you've taken this brief, you asshole. It's a fantastic interpretation of the creative direction, dumbass. I really enjoy working with you, dipshit.


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