bueschertruetone

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hi I'm Ethan, I'm a chemist+musician and I yell at/into the void frequently

...I hate that twitter is what I am linking but it is the most public facing thing I have so 24truetonetenor there! most usernames I will make in the future will have something about Buescher and/or True Tone in them though because I'm uninventive with usernames and autistic about the history of musical instrument manufacturing.

Cohost has been very fun though yay


pervocracy
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literalHam
@literalHam asked:

i have a pdf you might be interested in! my friend @tomatomarrow found this in the storage of a couple she PCAs for and she scanned it for me bc the satanic panic is one of my special interests. pleae enjoy: an official police dossier on occult practitioners from 1986 https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/iih65dn74h3v9kdk5ugng/Baldwin-Park-Police-Department-Training-Bulletin-Occult-Investigations.pdf?rlkey=ffhtochpd718jcxqjkrd0q1se&st=on0x6pw8&dl=0

Oooh! THANK YOU! This is GOLD!

(I was worried it might be redundant with the other 1980s police dossier on occult practices that I already have in my collection, but it is not! This is fresh!)

While the previous document kinda hid its intentions under "of course they have First Amendment rights, we're only concerned about criminal motivations" this one is right out in the open with "the problem with magic practitioners is that magic is real and they are casting evil spells."


literalHam
@literalHam

ahahhahaa delightful, im so glad you enjoyed. yeah im not even surprised that they wrote in an official police document "magic is real, of course", bc the book Michelle Remembers was used nationwide to train cops and social workers for like, a couple decades.

Michelle, remembering:....and then an angel came down from heaven and completely erased all physical evidence of my abuse [she claimed, under hypnosis of course, her abusers surgically attached horns and a tail to her body] and wiped my conscious memories of everything that happened
Cops, but also people with Masters degrees in Social Work: Aah! Of course!

and also

Judge in the McMartin Preschool case: So, what you're saying is, this 3 year old told you he flew on a broomstick with satanist witches?
Cop: yes, that is correct
Judge:....I see no reason to find these statements or witnesses uncredible in any way
Entire courtroom of people: nodding solemnly


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in reply to @pervocracy's post:

it must be heartening to realize that you're the first guy people think of when they encounter a weird old police manual about occult crime investigation.

and yeah, roughly 100% of satanic animal mutilations are "hit by car in suburbia, subsequently fed on by birds" which would be obvious if anyone ever thought about it for three seconds but as we all know, witches have the power to cloud the mind

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