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its my forever headcanon that like nanos are basically invincible even if they get fucking owned a lot. like yeah it sucks to be 0.000000001 inch tall or whatever but at least someone stepping on you and your tri-state area is only an inconvenience
this is a cool concept and it makes sense. bacteria don't get squished when you step on them because they're small enough to fit in grooves and stuff. well, that and they don't have a skeleton, but let's ignore that
twenty twelve squillion tonnes of fox paw comes down on you and you're fine because c'mon, really, as if you won't fit neatly in the grooves and texture somewhere on that 'flat' surface
not only that but the one deeply unlucky joe who gets smashed under the flat touching texture is just gonna get stuck on for a few steps and have a hell of a story when he manages to hike his way back after a week
right???? like, c'mon. if you're sick do you really think you can just crush bacteria? no dumbass, you can't do that. they are too small. nanos is just be like that.
I was not always of this opinion, but yes. I think @highflywestguy done messed me up good on nano.
Incredibly tiny, incredibly indestructible. These nanos I tell you...
See, I always logic’d it as like how you try to pinch a grain of sand in your fingertips, but it just stays the way it is
Same way with nanos, they’re just so absolutely minuscule that any amount of pressure they’ll resist against
… which still doesn’t help them with getting stuck on someone’s sandals and whatnot
its like tardigrades. pressure cant hurt these little fuckers. but they will spend like a whole day on my paws
