playable on browser / mobile / Windows / Mac.
made with RPGMaker 2003 ❤︎ web hosted with EasyRPG.
for Neo-Twiny Jam, 500 word constraint.
screenshots:
hair long enough to strangle a man. and clown pants, just to make a statement.
programmer, game designer, writer, world builder
wishlist scroomage on steam!!!
playable on browser / mobile / Windows / Mac.
made with RPGMaker 2003 ❤︎ web hosted with EasyRPG.
for Neo-Twiny Jam, 500 word constraint.
screenshots:
are you an enjoyer of the types of small indie games found on itch.io? have you ever tried searching for good games to play but didn't know how to sort through the massive amount of stuff on there?? i have advice for you!!!!!
listen, i know it sounds obvious, BUT. the number one place i find new games to try out is from my feed. and i don't mean new releases from the devs i'm following--i mean the ones they recommend! whenever you rate a game on itch.io, that rating will show up in your followers' feed. i follow a few developers who actively try out games and leave ratings on the ones that they like. usually our tastes align, because they tend to enjoy things similar to the games that they've made themselves! of course, this assumes you have already found games/developers you like on itch.io... if that's not the case, read on!!
Evolving from violent language to ultraviolent language | |
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✕ Instead of | ✓ Say this |
| We're going to pull the trigger | We're launching all missiles |
| I'll take a stab at [it] | I'll take several stabs at [it] |
| Did we jump the gun? | Did we dodge into the bullet? |
| I'll bite the bullet | I'll bite the bullet til it screams |
| That'll kill two birds with one stone | That'll murder two birds with one stone |
| What's the deadline? | When does the kill switch trigger? |
| We have to pick our battles | We have to pick our war crimes |
| Can you shoot me an email? | Can you full auto me an email? |
| That was overkill | That was megadeath overkill |
| I bombed the presentation | I carpet bombed the presentation |
| Let's just roll with the punches | Let's just launch a frontal assault |
| We can soften the blow by... | We can not get our asses kicked so hard by... |
| I'm going to take a shot in the dark | I'm going to empty a magazine in the dark |
| That's not a bad idea | That's a kick-ass idea |
| Let's not beat a dead horse | Let's not beat a dead horse when we can beat a live one |
| I was blown away by her presentation | I was murdered on the spot by her presentation |
| I was kicking around an idea | I was roundhouse kicking an idea |
| He's a straight shooter in meetings | He's a laser-guided smart bomb in meetings |
| archive of original tweet · source code | |
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