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BUGHOLDER'S EPIPHANY PRESENTS: BUGHOLDER'S EPIPHANY, WORLDBUILDER AND MUSICIAN CREATING THAT WHICH IS UNNORMAL AND UNORTHODOX



Are you tired of your physical form? Do you tire of being a weak human in a world where the skies are burning purple and the land is melting into ash? Do you desire to find providence, but know that religion is unable to help you?

Then sell your soul to Goats Eye Inc! A subsidiary of Healthy Bodies Living! In exchange for a stake in your soul, a Soul-mate (or as you may know them as: a Succubus or Incubus) will be assigned to you! In a process that is similar to the process of Chirally Linking your soul, the Soul-Mate will assist you in remodeling and reforming your body, as well as giving you magical abilities of any sort that you desire!

A soul-mate will be your partner until you die! Sometimes even after that!

Sell your soul today!

(Goats Eye Inc. does not extend its contract to any romantic obligations you or your soul-mate may form or develop. Do not apply for Goat Eye's Chiral Linkage if you are a believer of any Abrahamic religion.)


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