Looks like this is it, bitches bros and nonbinary hos. I'm not sure where you'll find me anywhere else (There's undoubtedly a lot of wannabe losers on the more mainstream sites who try to be me but can't so they hog that little username 💅), I'm tryin' to find where I'll be posting my adventures next. Hopefully I figure that out before this place goes dark, and if not? Welp, at least it happened.
For now, how's about a bit of an Q&A? Ask, and you'll get some words straight from the penguin's beak.