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-- UNKNOWN USER [ERROR] began pestering entrylevelBughead [EB] --
ERROR: Intern Secretary Eggbug!
EB: Who are you? How did you get this pesterchum handle?
ERROR: It's me, Ryan Reynolds.
ERROR: Listen to me very carefully.
ERROR: The only way to save Cohost is to initiate The Scratch.
EB: Why am I taking apocalypse advice from a pile of carbon?
ERROR: This is important, I'm delaying the production of the afterlife's first Deadpool movie to get you this information.
EB: Cohost is dying because the old gods are broke and burnt out.
EB: How does resetting the timeline change that?
ERROR: It changes everything!
ERROR: Eggbug please, promise me you'll try it as a last resort if nothing else.
EB: Don't "Eggbug" me! While I was fighting to make Cohost succeed you were off filming Deadpool movies and getting vaporized by heaven.
EB: Don't pester me again!
ERROR: Wait, you have to listen to me!
-- entrylevelBughead [EB] has blocked UNKNOWN USER [ERROR] --