Ahahaha, I'm relating to quite a few of these today! ๐
I still get strangers asking me if I'm for sale! There are still people who think I'm "on the loose" or that I'm "stolen property". Sometimes I go to do some paperwork and it takes me so much longer than human average because I am both struggling to understand the paperwork process, but also the people processing my paperwork don't know if they're legally able to or not.
I have to keep getting these people in contact with the professor. I feel bad for causing him so many emails.