tob 3 tips for pulling bitches in 2023

3. bloodsteins!

bitches love bloodsteins because when you have them on you they know you can defend them agaisnt monsters (bonus if the bloodsteins are in youre house because then you can defend your home)

2. fire safety

all the bitches do is rave about how cool fire safety is. keep a couple fire extinguihsers on hand at all times! bonus points for historic fire extinguihsers with halon or carbon tet :)

1. filing cabinets

i just built four filing cabinets and needed to install another lock on every door in my house to keep all the bitches out. you cant stop em when your between a bitches and a filing cabinet. they go mad for filing cabinets for real, i lost an uncle to it once. make sure to stock up on filing cabinet dividers, or the bitches will swarm you and get bored quickly. you dont want a bored bitches in your house or your dead

thank you for your time

-Southeast US Regional Branch Manager, Bitches Inc.

*sprinting towards your location on all fours at 127mph teeth bared covered in blood and viscera clearly malicious*
omg you have FOUR filing cabinets ??? omg hiiiiii :3