you have been TRONed into a game boy color cart but someone puts you into a game boy pocket because it is now 1994 again
you just cannot stand someone so much that you're gonna tell them the most bald-faced lie without flinching and beg them to call you on it
there is definitely some Amontillado back there, just past the console warning screen. go on, keep going. ignore the brick-scraping noise, just keep checking.