selaco is really fun but it's one of those games where i get worse at it the longer i play and i'm just barely good enough to keep up with it at the difficulty i'm playing at so the game quickly goes from
"woa! haha. nice try, but you're gonna have to send some more firepower to take me down, sweetie :3 fuck i'm good at video games !!"
to
"oh ok they fixed it they fixed the bug they fixed the bug where you can aim at an enemy and shoot at them and they die. they hotfixed it in live. ok. ok. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SHOTGUN AMMO."
i had a selaco moment where i picked up a repositionable turret and repositioned it in front of a bunch of enemies and i said out loud "hey can you guys watch my dog real quick? thank you :3" and the turret gunned them all down
