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scrunkly little yinglet / bat / avali /
nondescript flappy critter
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does the computer
(among other things)
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debilitatingly gay
in an open poly relationship
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frequently NSFW πŸ”ž no minors pls
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@trashbyte on discord
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askbox is open!
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this website is gaytake back the webamiga friendly
blendercrouton.net88x31 collection

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pont.coolwww.runawaytothestars.com

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bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

what if I broke into a mall in the dead of night for the sole purpose of leaving increasingly elaborate origami frogs everywhere?? what then, huh???


bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

fuck you (hides paper bats all over your property)


bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

five months later they'll still be picking them out of the nooks and crannies. they'll look up and they'll see a blank paper face staring at them from a forgotten ledge. watching. judging. finding wanting


bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

I pull up to the drivethrough. I wordlessly hand the baffled employee a single paper rat. I raise my middle finger in the general direction of God. I leave


StrawberryDaquiri
@StrawberryDaquiri
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in reply to @bazelgeuse-apologist's post:

this is like.....very minor grade supervillain vibes.
good work.
keep it up and someday people will be writing thinkpieces about how obviously your methods are unhinged, but, like, you kinda have a point...and maybe Batman should go easy on you.

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