Hit me with Zat Zhing, Amphimorpho goop, a cursed trinket from a dragon hoard, post-self skunk syndrome, every variety of lycanthropy, faefolk food, grey goo, all of it, all at once, fuck up my humanity like it just talked shit about someone’s NASCAR stickers behind a Denny’s
One "Queer-owned laptop cover sticker bomb level swamp water cocktail TF trigger" coming right up
don't ask what all zis stuff is I got it at ze magic goodwill shop in ze discount unlabeled rack
I’ve earned this
