[bringing you all into a football huddle] hey. when the friendship valley demo comes out, i'm gonna need all of you to be absolute sickos about it. if this thing is gonna succeed, i'm gonna need each and every one of you to create a goat OC in the character creator and put together an entire tragic backstory for them and post about it in weird spaces. i'm talking self-insert fanfic, i'm talking hyperspecific memes, i'm talking profile pics on facebook. this is the hustle, this is the grind, this is how we win. clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose. ok team, break

*thinking harder than my brain cell has ever thought before*

goat eggs