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I had a thought yesterday about yinglets that I feel I need to share with all of you. Yinglets have the attitude of the french, german accents, a surprisingly expansive bureaucracy and a love of eating mollusks.

From this I have concluded that Yinglets are Belgian and I can no longer see them any other way!

hey real quick can you explain what about me is french i am genuinely curious

Common assumptions shared by both Yinglets and the French:

• Assumed to be weak but can kick ass when needed
• Place high importance on fashion and being stylish
• Unusual culinary practices
• Very romantic
• Strong desire to preserve their culture
• Pro-union

ohhh i understand

zhe romance is mostly me and myno actually i don't zhink it's fair to judge our entire species on zhat -

I dunno if you've noticed how often I do public displays of affection at @Yaodema and @Ashto and @Yuria lol, it's like, yea~

@Yaodema is za one who gave me headpats I was talking about in zat ozher post I made recently, for example.

yinglets as depicted in canon may or may not be "romantic" but zhey are certainly, uh, "affectionate"