• they/them • θΔ

scrunkly little yinglet / bat / avali /
nondescript flappy critter

does the computer
(among other things)

debilitatingly gay
in an open poly relationship

frequently NSFW 🔞 no minors pls

@trashbyte on discord

askbox is open!
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this user is shorter than averageno binary? no problemreject humanity
this website is gaytake back the webamiga friendly
blendercrouton.net88x31 collection


cool critters and comics:

zatzhing.mekobold60.com
pont.coolwww.runawaytothestars.com

🌎 web zone
bytebat.zone/
🐘 mastodon
chitter.xyz/@byte

iamarat
@iamarat

Important bulletin to all personnel:

As of 2024/07/11, the Foundation will no longer classifying yinglets as anomalies. Despite our best efforts, they have multiplied enough that we have no choice but to consider them a part of consensus reality. Yinglets and their natural reproduction cycle will receive an -EX classification.

Please be aware that this does not mean that SCP-ZHZH is to be declassified. Yinglet reproduction through transformation is still considered a Keter anomaly, and all instances of SCP-ZHZH are to be taken into Foundation custody immediately upon discovery.

Agents already affected by SCP-ZHZH are to be embedded in as many yinglet communities as possible, prioritizing larger ones, to secure instances of SCP-ZHZH (both to ensure yinglets remain a non-anomalous species and for Foundation study and use).

Yinglet personnel within the Foundation are to retain their current positions; per the Ethics Committee, those affected by SCP-ZHZH are to receive full accommodations as disabled personnel (particularly in re: size reduction). On-site sleeping and exercise accommodations are to be provided (cf. document SCP-ZHZH/HBTRL).

Also per Ethics Committee, under no circumstances is SCP-ZHZH to be employed on particularly effective personnel to increase their number of available working hours. We've all seen what happened to Dr. W⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛.

Postscript:
No, we are not testing SCP-ZHZH on 682. We cannot run the risk that it might work.


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