giving up on a short term project because i've decided it's not actually all that funny hits like canceling plans, to me. if βββββββββββββ has a different font every time you visit it, but i can only find one convenient font that's the exact kind of goofy i have in mind, there's no point
it would be a decent bit to pay $200/yr for the full Hoefler&Co. web font service and then pick a random one from their library every time. but i don't think it's as funny as it would be expensive, especially since i currently have three lines of text totaling eight words