thricedotted
@thricedotted

if <ul> is truly semantically an "unordered list" then user agents should offer no guarantee about the ordering of its children and also scramble them up every time a <ul> is being rendered. otherwise that sure seems like an ordered list to me


cactus
@cactus

i had a group project in my undergraduate database class where i built the credits page like this, to avoid implying that any of us had done more work than the rest of us, and also because it was a fun little easter egg.

<?php
/**
 * Holds the Credits view.
 */
namespace LQ4\Views;

/**
 * Contains the Credits view.
 */
class Credits
{
    /**
     * Renders out the Credits view.
     */
    public static function render()
    {
        ?>
        <main>
            <h1>Credits</h1>
            <p>Dear MariaDB, COUNT() Me In is</p>
            <ul>
                <?php
                $us = [
                    '<li><a href="http://www.β–‘β–“β–“β–‘β–‘β–“β–’β–’.tech">β–‘β–“β–‘β–‘ β–“β–’β–‘β–‘</a></li>',
                    '<li>β–“β–’β–“β–’β–“ β–“β–’β–’β–‘β–‘</li>',
                    '<li>β–“β–’β–’β–“ β–‘β–‘β–“β–“β–“β–“</li>',
                    '<li>β–“β–‘β–“β–“β–“β–‘ β–’β–’β–’</li>'
                ];
                shuffle($us);
                foreach ($us as $one) {
                    echo $one;
                }
                ?>
            </ul>
        </main>
    <?php }
}

i put myself at the top of the list before shuffling, because i did in fact do more work than the rest of us. this was the group project where i reimplemented like 20% of ActiveRecord in PHP, and where i added an easter egg where clicking on graphs will play Nickelstats but motion track the graph you clicked in place of the graph he's holding, including blur in the right spots


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