oh this fucks: JetBrains Space, their Git hosting and project management service¹, uses a real programming language for CI config instead of fucking around with YAML
since it's JetBrains, the DSL is Kotlin, and I haven't spent enough time working with Kotlin to know whether or not that's a good thing. but damn, somebody finally did it. the next time i have a reasonably scoped side project i will mess around with that in more detail
- and Slack clone? this looks like it aims to be an all-in-one collaboration suite. i don't need that for solo projects and we already have a stack we use at work but damn i didnt know they went this hard