Caela Argent

to do an RPG with rogue ass ascii graphics except for dialogue, which is all FMV actors in costume

tfw sonic is slurping up the slop faster than your slopmaker can sling it

• for my first trick I will make my gender disappear!"

they dont have penises if you cant appreciate the cold hard vacuum kissed underbelly of a spaceship without human genitalia attached get the fuck out of my sight

im not here to cater to you virgin kissless losers who want to be rammed by a big dick. im here for the absolute freaks who want to make love to an impossibly large vessel that has taken more life than has existed in your meager perception since the day you were born