They heard you're kidding not a bit,
Want games with fewer hours and glitz,
That fairly treated labour makes ya 'Booyah!'
Then drops a Zelda from Nintendo,
"My only game this year!" you crow,
"I'm fapping to these graphics, Hallelujah!"
See, they knew ya
Corps they knew ya
You don't scare 'em
'Cause they knew
-oo-oo-oooooo-ah
ya.