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holy SHIT
...why do I always end up reading these over breakfast (timezones probably (but even so))
(my time zone is BST+Oh No, My Sleep Cycle Is Extremely Broken; wrote this one, noticed daylight was back, kept myself awake slightly longer to put down the cats' breakfast, and crashed. So there's that.)