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"Hello, Ms. Loraine Starfield. This is Ms. Mason from P.S M19. Principal Ion has requested a formal meeting with you in regards to your son Gene. Now, he's not doing bad in school or anything, but he IS running on walls much like a woman of your profession is trained to do. It's remarkable for a first grader, but a nightmare for most of the staff."
"Principal Ion has...also requested that you look into a bus program for Gene. He believes that, and I quote, 'Having a child learn how to parachute from an air drop before their multiplication is insanity.' I'm well aware that that was only one time, but the toppling of cars from your landings are not. Please call us back so we can schedule your meeting. As always, thank you for your service!"
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"Hello, this is Ms. Mason again. Please schedule with us immediately, because now Gene is commandeering one of the school campus vehicles. Thank you."
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