Starship pilot who is taking exactly 1 point of damage per tick
The amber armourglass vacuum suit is cloudy with age, though not yet the oceanwashed opacity of a truly ancient heirloom. Cold starting it sends it flickering through a stack of half a dozen visible jailbreaks and bootloaders until it supports a software environment compatible with modern shipping; its builtin message localisations were last updated half a century ago by an open source collective who apparently had no human tongue as any of their members' first language.
Mostly that's fine.
WARNS!! {L10N_STRING_EWARN_TYPE_17} DAMAGE 1UNIT/TICK!!
...Mostly.