You're here for the fic; all of it is also on my personal site.
"Leaving Twitter has no effect on your audience! Just look at this anecdote, sample size 1, of the small effect seen on their own traffic...by NPR"
How wonderful for literally everybody who is also a US-wide old-media syndication organisation established by an Act of the US Congress!
NPR: Literally playing on every radio at a college campus during some time of day. I think it's an infohazard the SCP Foundation should be getting on at this point, there's no way that many college students are actually listening
