"Well Actually discoverability on Cohost isn't a problem despite it being a thing new users consistently complain about, you Simply have to use the janky tag search and keep throwing darts into the dark until you discover there was something there to actually hit with that one! Also I guess there could be some kind of onboarding thing to help people do that which isn't just 'hey! why don't you follow specifically and only Cohost employees :)' — oh, wait, no, Eggbug says that's wrongthink because the staff have publicly frowned at the idea as being Algorithm"
I sure do love seeing this every few months!