“ow! what the fu-“, a first edition Ulysses slammed into her head.
join the dark forces they said.
fight pretty queers they said.
we’ll give you the book one as a special treat they said.
“HAHAHHAHA had enough evil villain? Taste the might of my library! dictionary attack!!” the “book one” yelled.
she dodged the Random House Unabridged Dictionary that flew past marveling at how well they were using books as projectiles.
“ohohoh! you dodged my power attack!! but can you dodge my encyclopedic rapid-fire?”
i guess now that incredibly strong one with the glasses and brass knucles who kept apologizing when a punch landed makes more sense she mused barely dodging Vol XXI.