That's it, I'm going to become *spins a wheel* ... the xehnby *spins* ... that wants to fondle *spins* ... living glass Orbs.
Huh. Well, it's better than being the hemipenis girl.
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"Worst job?" Threnody says meditatively, rolling a smoking-paper full of elven herb mixture. She stares into the campfire. "I once got hired by these people who called themselves the Fushigi Wizards. Very mysterious. Said they'd reached a state of enlightened spiritual power and shed bodily form, existed like living ghosts. Said they had powerful clairyovancy, but needed assistance with physical focal implements. Wanted me to do meditative exercises with these crystal balls." She slow-blinks, rolled cigarette nestled in her palm, momentarily forgotten.
"Doesn't sound so bad," one of the adventurers from another party says.
"Not until I realised the lying fucks had just put their consciousness into the crystal balls," Threnody says dryly. "Which, by that time, I'd been rolling all over me in the most ridiculous poses for weeks of easy money, because wizards are pervy bastards." She blinks, seeming to remember herself, and tucks the unlit rollup into the corner of her mouth. "Not you, Valgar," she adds.
"I could be pervy if I wanted," Valgar says gloomily, hands wrapped round a clay cup full of soup, staring fixedly into it..
"I know, sweets, we'll find you a nice girl yet," Threnody says, and reaches across to pat their shoulder.
