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"COWER, WEAKLINGS!" Yeen Queen howls from atop a hovercraft, cackling. "SEE HOW YOUR HEROES FALL TO THE MIGHT OF THE POLYCRUEL!"

The pair of cops still on the scene are already tied up, pummelled into submission by Were-Bear. They make a token effort to cower, generally uninterested in the entire situation.

"YES!!! WEEP AT YOUR TERRIBLE MISFORTUNE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA-"

While her girlfriend throws her head back in maniacal laughter, Puppyghoul looks out over the incapacitated Kitten Crusaders. They're still sleeping peacefully, going on 18 hours now. Were-Bear and Mecha-Mutt are loading them into a hovering barge for part two of Puppyghoul's Dastardly Plan To Defeat The Kitten Crusaders Once And For All (For Real This Time)tm, by the time they get out of the light and wake up it'll be too late for them to do anything about it.


"Hey Watchdog?" She says into her pawpad-shaped communicator.

"Yeah babe?" Comes a tinny voice from the other end.

"Do you think... Do you think it's okay to be under a big heat lamp like this for so long?"

"I mean... they're like, magical. So it's probably fine?" Says Watchdog, unconvincingly.

"Hmm..." Puppyghoul hums. "Can you put a case of water bottles in the freezer so they're nice and cool for them when they wake up?"

"Sure thing hon. Be off the drone controls for just a sec."

"Okay, thanks. I just don't want them to get sick or anything, you know?"

"Yeah, totally. You're so thoughtful, always planning ahead~"

"Hehe. Puppyghoul out."

Puppyghoul clicks her communicator back onto her belt, and looks out at-

"Oh dangit- Were-Bear! Were-Bear get uppp!!! Yeen can you-?"

"WERE-BEAR GET UP! NAPPING IS NOT PART OF THE PLAN!!!"

Were-Bear is curled up on the ground, tail softly thumping back and forth. Mecha-Mutt is nowhere to be seen.

"Mecha-Mutt where did you goooo!?" Puppyghoul whines into her communicator. "The plannnnn-"

"Heat levels were reaching unsafe thresholds." Mecha-Mutt says flatly. "Needed to retreat to cooler location."

"Where?? We don't see you!"

"Distracted by Cybertruck. In pursuit. Will return after destruction."

"Aaaaaaaaaauuuggghhh the PLAAAAANNNNNNNNNN-"

"Okay I'm back." Says Watchdog. "What's happening?"

"Watchdooooggggg the plaaaaaaaaan the plan is falling apaaaart!!!!" Puppyghoul wails, kicking her feet.

"WERE-BEAR WAKE UP YOU ARE NOT DESTROYING THE KITTEN CRUSADERS RIGHT NOW!"

"Aw no Puppy hang on it's going to be okay, okay?" Watchdog coos over the mic. "Mecha-Mutt will come back and wake up Were-Bear and you can keep going, we have plenty of time."

"...We do?" Puppyghoul sniffles.

"We do! Your plan is so good, everything is going to be fine."

"Okayyy." Says Puppyghoul, wiping the tears from her eyes. "Yay!"

"Can you grab Yeen before she falls out of the hovercraft?"

"Oop, yeah, got her."

"WERE-BEAR!!! WE HAVE TO STRIKE TERROR INTO THEIR HEARTS!!! STOP SNUGGLING TORTIE!!!!!"

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