make-up-a-starship-pilot
@make-up-a-starship-pilot

Starship pilot who, by some quirk of interstellar travel, has never experienced a New Year until now.


stillinbeta
@stillinbeta

The door chirped, and Winona looked up. Her desk was strewn with paperwork for the upcoming transit, navigation charts, NOTSMs, and all the various ephemera of piloting a spaceship.

Her bed wasn’t in much better shape.

“Enter,” she called, and Gina poked her head through.

“Burning the midnight oil, ‘Nona?”

Winona glanced at the clock.

“I guess? I only got up a few hours ago.”

Gina raised her eyebrows, and Winona sighed.

“I was on shift, Gina, it wasn’t anything exciting.”

“Well I could’ve told you that.”

The smirk on Gina’s face had no right to be that adorable. Annoying. Whatever.

“Can I help you with something, or did you just come here to make fun of me?”

“Oh! Right, yes! I was gonna ask if you were coming to the party.”

“Party?”

“For new years.”

“New years?”

“...yes?”

“Is that today?”

Now the smirk featured a quizzical raised eyebrow. Impossible.

“Of course it’s today! It’s the only day that it can be! It comes after the 31st. Is this all news to you?”

Winona scratched her head, then glanced at the clock on her tablet. Sure enough, by the Terran calendar it was December 31st.

“I didn’t know there were parties.”

“How could you... what kind of boring ships were you working on?”

“Look, I don’t see how this is that big a deal. The calendar barely even makes sense out here, we’re lightyears from Sol.”

“Are you telling me you’ve never been to a new year’s party?”

“I...”

Now that was a good question. Winona was about twenty-six, so in theory she should’ve been to one, right? Well, probably kids didn’t go to many parties, so that was... maybe fourteen potential new years?

She grabbed her tablet and started flipping through her transit logs.

“You’re joking.”

Winona held up a single finger, not wanting to lose her train of thought. 3411, 3412, 3413...

“Looks like no.”

“What.”

“You know how messy calendars get around transits. We try to vaguely keep track of Earth’s calendar, so sometimes we skip days.”

“I’ve been on ships for half my life, I know about leap-days! But I’ve still been to half a dozen new years eve parties.”

“Well, I haven’t.”

“Right, well. Now the party isn’t optional.”

Gina grabbed her arm and started dragging her towards the door.

“Wait, at least let me get changed...”

“Your flight suit is cute, come ON we’re gonna miss it!”

The next hour was a whirlwind of new traditions. Apparently everyone had to dip soba in champagne or something. Rudy had printed out some terrible “glasses” that had the current year in them, which was a trick since there were no zeros or other convincing places to put the lenses.

The most important one, apparently, was becoming _extremely _inebriated. Winona didn’t have more than a glass or two, since she had a piloting shift coming up. But the bubbles still tickled going down her throat.

With her head buzzing pleasantly, Gina grabbed her right before the final countdown. From the way she swayed, her libations had been a lot more generous.

Ten!”

Nine!”

Eight!”

“There’s one last new years tradition we should try,” Gina whispered.

Seven!”

Six!”

Five!”

“What’s that?” Winona asked.

Four!”

Three!”

Two!”

“This.”

One!”

“Happy New Year!”

And then Gina grabbed a very surprised Winona and kissed her senseless.

Some of these traditions were pretty alright.



SpectreWrites
@SpectreWrites

Jess focuses, ear held to the door of a safe as she listens to the clicks of the dial, and lets out a sigh as she hears the much louder click of a cocked hammer behind her head.

"Weapons on the ground, hands up." Comes the voice of the gun's owner. She sighs again and turns her attention back to the safe.

"Thought we had us an arrangement, Billie." She whines, struggling to focus on the clicking and the conversation at the same time.

"We did, then the money got better." Says Billie. "C'mon now, weapons on the ground."

Jess fishes a revolver out of her holster and tosses it in the sand.

clickclickCLICK

She starts slowly turning the dial in reverse.

"All of 'em Jess, don't make this harder than it needs to be."

"You wanna grab the knife outta my boot be my guest, I'm in the middle of something."

"Jessie."

clickclickclickclickclickclickclick

"How much?"

"It don't matter to you."

"C'moooon. Don't be like that."

clickclickclickclickclickclickclick

"Three hundred dollars, alive."

"They gonna hang me?"

"Sounds like."

clickclickclickclickclickCLICK

She reverses direction again.

"I wouldn't let you hang, y'know. Not for three hundred."

"I ain't done nothin' worth hanging for."

"And I have?"

clickclickclickclickclickclickclick

"Not my call, Jessie."

"Billie-"

"Hands up, don't make me ask again."

clickclickclickclickclickclickclick

"What'll it take to say you never saw me?"

"I don't want your money, Jess."

"Didn't say nothin' about money." Jess says, a tight smile on her lips. "Got a bottle of whiskey and a camp by the river. Cot's big enough for two."

Billie sighs, and holsters her revolver.

"How'd you even get this thing out here in the middle of nowhere?"

"Fell off a train."

"Uh-huh. And you just happened upon it, didja?"

"Yuuuup."

"Can't keep letting me catch you like this, Jessie. One day the money will be too good, what you gonna do then huh?"

clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickCLICK

"I'unno." Jess says, opening the safe door and sweeping the contents into her satchel. She tosses an 8oz bar of gold to her would-be captor.

"Now what the hell am I meant to do with this, Jess?"

"Consider it an investment in my continued freedom. We riding together, or-"

"Hell no, I can't be seen with you."

"Aw." Jess pouts. "You'll hurt a girl's feelings, saying things like that."

"I bet. What river?"

"One up north. Camp's just by the bend."

"I'll meet you there once the sun's gone down."

"It's a date!"

"No it fucking ain't."

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caffeinatedOtter
@caffeinatedOtter

After the GLAIVE ORMER clusterfuck, nobody was outside suspicion. None of the former cell were allowed contact with each other. Everything they did was triple-scrutinised, analysed for hidden meaning.

Latimer stayed quiet, almost shell-shocked, for a long time, shuffled to a safehouse for safekeeping.

The first thing, eventually, was a cheap art print tacked to the wall. No way for it to be visible to the outside, no obvious political or subversive meanings; a still life, fruit in a bowl. A little colour, in a relentlessly beige and shabby space. Possibly even a promising sign of psychological health.

The second thing was a fired clay paperweight. Handmade, small enough to fit in a palm, glaze-washed. Not a credible weapon. Covertly removed, x-rayed, core sampled, and replaced when Latimer was out of the safehouse for a debrief.

Little touches. Splashes of colour. Nothing to them. And a while after the small, plain glass vase, occasional flowers to go in it. A long enough while, staggered through the other little touches, that the single overworked agent tasked with analysing her movements for covert meaning gave them a cursory glance and reported them as uninteresting and unrevealing, like everything else she did; the quality that had made her an asset to begin with. Boring, boring Latimer, not worth a second glance.

The vase is visible, using binoculars, from certain windows on the top floor of a specific building some distance away. Slowly, quietly, the flowers send a message.