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1. You will eat food that does not belong to you. You will awaken from a deeper slumber having sprouted antlers. You will consult the rabbi. Rabbi, rabbi, I have sprouted antlers. What am I to do? Perform a mitzvah, she will say. You will host a grand shabbat dinner for the whole neighborhood. Your antlers will recede.

2. You will forget to eat food that is yours, and when it spoils, you will fall into a shallow sleep, losing your antlers in the process. The cantor in your dreams will give you unsolicited advice: To regain your antlers, you must attend a havdalah ceremony. When you don't, your antlers come back on their own.

3. A great wave of gelatin will wash upon the shore.

4. Slim beards come into fashion

5. There is a moral panic around the illegal status of incest in several states. Right wing petitioners demand the legalization of incest. However, it is legalized the way that cannabis has been, where you must go to specific licensed dispensaries.

6. All shoe sizes are increased numerically by one. A size 9 is now called a size 10. Inflation :(

7. Popcorn and cornpops trade names for kegal reasons.

8. The lost continent of Laxhuna rises from the ocean in the Gulf of Mexico, turning Texas into a landlocked state.

9. South Dakota sinks into the sea

10. The latest fashion is to dress like your ex

11. A golden renaissance for British comedy panel shows

12. A golden renaissance for stage magicians

13. A silver reconciliation for bats living in heavily urban environments

14. Zombies make a comeback

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neutral milk hotel implies the existence of allied milk hotel and axis milk hotel

lawful milk hotel and chaotic milk hotel