"It wouldn't kill you to be a little bit gayer and watch more Uhhnn" - my gf after I didn't get her joke lol
My gf quoted the “my shoe game nuts, so I call them cashews” to me and that was the moment she realized it was a cashew pun
I guess she thought it was?? Cash shoes??
My gf informed me that a trans guy coworker of hers approached her to introduce himself for the first time by saying “hey sugar” and anyway now he and I are going to have a Hamilton style duel at dawn
My gf says it’s fine because he’s “probably gay” and “a stylist” and I’m like you don’t think that’s the oldest trans guy trick in the book?? Hell, when we met, I was gay!
Update: today he called my gf “sweetheart” and she “looked good in this color” and he’s NOT WRONG
The fact that after a difficult workweek my gf’s two days off occur during the biggest heat spike may indicate the universe is out to get her 🤔 Which I think is rude
(We have a portable swamp cooler but no proper AC)
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