yeah right, Midas... as if half my leftover parma turned to gold "for no reason", Fuck Off

yeah right, Midas... as if half my leftover parma turned to gold "for no reason", Fuck Off
which other ancient greek mythological bozo would make the best sitcom odd couple with midas?
the comedic potential of Sisyphus's mishaps with a boulder at the end of every episode speaks for itself
been sketching out a "The Young Ones" styled sitcom of 3 to 4 greek myth assholes that would hate living together. Midas, Narcissus, Orpheus, Antaeus
anteaus is a really good pick lmao. what if there's an episode where the gang meets a cool lady who works out a lot so orpheus and antaeus get into an argument because orpheus wants to engage in classic fuckboy behaviours but antaeus just wants to wrestle her. or such
yeah yeah, orpheus buying out a billboard near a cafe that says 'i like your vibe :)' but said cool lady completely ignores it because antaeus is doing pinup poses on the street. narcissus is stuck in his own side episode hell of going to a carnival hall of mirrors for the first time. midas goes to an 'alchemy convention' but gets depressed when everyone there is just ranting about being anti-vax