baiyu
@baiyu

Me: *opens the curtains and puts on glasses*
Mark: *squints and yawns*
Me: whoa!!! look at that baby!!
Mark:
Me: *gently tapping each leg* looks like you got a leg here, and a leg here, and a leg here, and probably another leg under there!
Mark:
Me: did you grow them yourself? wow you're so good at legs
Mark:
Me: did you know that you are loved
Mark: There is no need to state the obvious, human.


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