rearranged my morning schedule slightly and remembering to do the daily cohost just completely fell out of my head
anyway im workin' here
today's furusato nozei that I cracked open: I purchased what I thought was candy cheese, but it turned out to be freeze-dried cheese cut into very tiny cute stars. they're surprisingly... squeaky to eat, for lack of a better word. still pretty enjoyable, though I think cheese is good because it's squishy and cold.
i subtweeted a "every spongebob frame in order" tweet** featuring a cross-section of spongebob's stomach getting flooded with a white liquid and an hour later the twitter algorithm said "I would like" a post about how pigs can ejaculate for up to 30 minutes. thanks
** upon my fourth viewing of this tweet through friend RTs, I finally figured out the "god I wish that were me" easy money reply was made by an nijisanji en vtuber. get that engagement, or that liquid
I actually find the twitter algorithmic tab more palatable than the average user specifically because my anime art RT volume is so high that I can convince it into feeding me 75% bocchi and (specifically yesterday) yuika mitsumine birthday art, but of course I still wish 1) I didn't keep accidentally swiping to it 2) it wasn't the default 3) the other 25%, which is mostly replies from people I sort of follow sometimes to randos I entirely do not care about, didn't exist
did you know the onion did a jean teasdale article for the first time in years? I hope that series of words means nothing to you