and it's very nice up here, but i have some specific complaints:
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There are no Insomnia Cookies in Canada. There is not a single fucking place in Vancouver who will deliver you fresh cookies at 2:30AM. Non-USians I know this may sound insane but across our country there is a chain of stores that specializes in selling cookies to stoners in university. it's beautiful, and i just... i didn't know how good we had it.
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You cannot get a single goddamn good frozen pizza in this godforsaken country. all of the Canadian brands are shit. and i don't mean just digiorno shit. i would kill if it meant the save-on would carry digiorno. the best i've found is called like... casa di mama? but it sucks ass. what the hell, Canada
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the white-market edible scene in Canada is fucking dire. tiny doses that you have to buy one at a time... in so many places in the US i can find a dispensary that'll sell me the Good Shit. Washington, California, even New York now i think. i heard that quebec has like, cauliflower edibles, and it made me want to cry.
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it's weird how packaging for familiar brands looks different here because of having to be bilingual. it definitely weirded me out a lot when we first moved. 4a. ALSO A BUNCH OF AMERICAN CHAINS ADD A MAPLE LEAF TO THEIR LOGO??? MCDONALDS AND DENNYS BOTH DO THIS. THIS ISN'T A REAL COUNTRY!!!!!!!
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speaking of brands, here's another they don't have here: Malt-o-meal. where am i gonna get my fucking, giant bags of offbrand cereal that taste better than the originals?? i used to mix some cocoa dyno-bites in with my cheerios in the morning and cocoa pebbles just aren't the same.
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there isn't like, a good wings chain either? they've got pizza hut's "wingstreet" thing and that's it. i would take either buffalo wild wings or wingstop over this.
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it's fucking weird that i have a king. what the fuck? mods?
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shipping is expensive and the postal service is worse. what's the deal with that, canada? why is canada post worse than USPS?
that's everything for now.
